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Zodiac Signs as Carry On Quotes

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  • Aries: “I know fuck-all about vampires. It’s not like I got an instruction pamphlet when I was bitten.”
  • Taurus: “You called me Simon before.” “No I didn’t.”
  • Gemini: “The front seat is for people who’ve never been kidnapped by bloody numpties. Jesus Christ, Baz.”
  • Cancer: “You’re so alive, Simon Snow. You got my share of it.”
  • Leo: “Enough, Snow, I’m not the Queen.”
  • Virgo: “May you fight your own battles and forge your own wings.”
  • Libra: “I know Simon and I will always be enemies, but I thought maybe we’d get to a point where we didn’t want to be.”
  • Scorpio: “I just can’t pass the scones up if they’re there. They’re soft and light and a little bit salty. Sometimes I dream about them.”
  • Sagittarius: “But—I just wanted to tell you that I’m going to carry on. As I am.”
  • Capricorn: “And I’m hopelessly in love with him.”
  • Aquarius: “Sharing a room with the person you want most is like sharing a room with an open fire.”
  • Pisces: “You were the sun and I was crashing into you.”
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